Start of 2008 AWARDS

Well there are the GOlden Globes, Academy Awards, Grammy's and so many more but today I would like to have a " Kick off to '08" awards.

The biggest little trooper award goes to my two little boys Llewie and Nicky. Atlthough being sick for over a month now they celebrated their first birthday in great fashion and entertained the hell out of all of us. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIDER PIG AND HARRY PLOPPER!!!!!!!!

biggest fall from grace awards: Britany Spears, Micheal Vick. I wonder how many brotha's in the pen are now tattooing dogs on their dick's and saying why dont you go ahead and beat on this !!

SHocker of the year: Dallas Cowboy's. A team that was set to win the SUper Bowl gts beat by New York Giants? Who would have thunk it. All I can say is GO PACK GO!!!!!!

Biggest disappointment of the year: my wifes New Years resolution. Nuf said.

My best show of the year: I am gonna stray from t.v. and put a radio show in its place and that would be the Bubba the Love Sponge show. RADIO GOLD

Hardest worker in the house award: Sara Johns. If you factor all the things a kid could be doing instead of helping , makes her the choosen one in my book. gets up at about 6am, goes to school, comes home does homework, dishes, takes trash out, makes bottles, feeds boys, and then plays with them till her shower and bed time. If you ask me not a whole lot of selfish time in there. SHe wins hands down. *note: NEVER complains either*

Crushed dream award : goes to me for the fact that with all my negotiating, briliant tactics, smooth operator bullshit, pleading, begging, and anything else, the wife has still not been with another woman.

purest of purest award: goes to the same person it has been going to for about 93 years. Great Grandma

ANd finally the biggest award of them all.....................drum roll please.....................................

THE PERSON OF THE YEAR: No shocker for the third straight year ( as long as I have been around the guy) ED SHERMAN (DAD)

Those are my picks. And they have to be true cause I am now a man of the cloth as I am an Ordained Minister now thank to those fine people of the world wide web.

"GOD BLESS US EVERYONE"

Rev. Llew Johns