I know it has been a long time since been on here. But fact is not much has really gone down since the last time. And if there are any wrestling fan's out there anymore I am very sad to announce that he legendary Ric Flair has been in his final match. 36 years of wrestling and it is now all over. Just another reminder that I am in fact getting older and watching another one of my hero's fading into the sunset.
Well Jenn and I are going on our first out-of-town trip together alone. Were are going to sin city. And I hope that we live up to the name of the city. I hope to have a lights out time and I know that we will. Anything I do with my little bald eagle is great. Will we hit it big? Will Elvis marry us? Who knows. That is why you gotta love Vegas. Never know what the hell you might get into.
I am not to pumped about the flight however. Hate flying. The brief pleasure of having your feet off the ground does not counter balance the fear of parallel parking in a wooded mountain top, losing bag's, getting practically raped by a 300lb women to see if I have a toothbrush bomb, or the slob I may have to sit next to on the plane. I will not let this fear bring me down however. But if for some reason I don't make it and die in the crash, whoever happens to read this please let my family know I love them. Tell my kids I am proud of them and will always have them in my heart. And if it happens I survive and hit a HUGE payday at Vegas , repeat the same process but include my wife this time as well. HEHEHE.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
No title.
First let me start by saying to all my friends in Gassville and their friends my heart oges out to you. Alot was lost.
If any of you have a chance go to zeitgeistmovie.com. Now I would not call myself a huge conspiracy theory person but this movie brought up some good points. It touched on religion, 9/11, economy. The 9/11 things I am not buying into really. I htink that 9/11 could have been avoided. Some of the claims they make are a bit out there in my book such as the buildings were imploded by us. Not to belivable but worth hearing. Once you stop learning shit you die. Always good to keep an open mind to things. I do however find the religion thing very interesting. And no matter what religion you are trust me it is well worth watching. If you do watch it let me know what you think. It is about hour and 52 minutes so find time to take it al lin at once. I would recommend downloading it first then watching or else it will jsut keep stopping and starting.
Well we have narrowed down the sickness to just one kid now so that is a major victory at the Johns' household.
Okay I did this with the wife last night and now I am throwing this out to anyone who reads this thing. You need to place one of the 3 people I list to the catagory. here it is.
subject: Marry, Screw, Kill. who do you do what with? Rosie O Donnell, Donald Trump, Jessica Simpson.
Subject: Give oral, get oral, lick asshole. Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, John McCain.
It is pretty fun. It is harder when you put people that you know personally in there.
Well comment back and let me know your answers and you guys have the option once asked to ask me. that is how it goes baby. So I will indeed answer.
Have a great day.
If any of you have a chance go to zeitgeistmovie.com. Now I would not call myself a huge conspiracy theory person but this movie brought up some good points. It touched on religion, 9/11, economy. The 9/11 things I am not buying into really. I htink that 9/11 could have been avoided. Some of the claims they make are a bit out there in my book such as the buildings were imploded by us. Not to belivable but worth hearing. Once you stop learning shit you die. Always good to keep an open mind to things. I do however find the religion thing very interesting. And no matter what religion you are trust me it is well worth watching. If you do watch it let me know what you think. It is about hour and 52 minutes so find time to take it al lin at once. I would recommend downloading it first then watching or else it will jsut keep stopping and starting.
Well we have narrowed down the sickness to just one kid now so that is a major victory at the Johns' household.
Okay I did this with the wife last night and now I am throwing this out to anyone who reads this thing. You need to place one of the 3 people I list to the catagory. here it is.
subject: Marry, Screw, Kill. who do you do what with? Rosie O Donnell, Donald Trump, Jessica Simpson.
Subject: Give oral, get oral, lick asshole. Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, John McCain.
It is pretty fun. It is harder when you put people that you know personally in there.
Well comment back and let me know your answers and you guys have the option once asked to ask me. that is how it goes baby. So I will indeed answer.
Have a great day.
Monday, January 21, 2008
What the hell is a blog?
You know I get on this thing occasionally and use it as a forum to voice my feelings on things. I am not a guy who uses fancy terms. I dont put what I say into poetry form. Hell I very rarely even use the spell check. And with all this being said, I am not sure that I am sure what a blog is about. Is it a dear diary? Is it a place where you try and talk like you are from Seattle and are in a coffee house?
I dont think I have come across to many blog's that say how great the sex was they had last night. How much they hate their significant other for doing something stupid. So on and so forth.
I mean instead of making a poem out of how a co-worker upset you why not just say " that person was being an ass and I would like to back over them with a sherman tank". Am I supposed to be more restrained or put it in some fancy term like" I would like that person to feel like an unpollinated flower would feel as a bee flies by".
If any of you have some advice as to how a blog "should" be I am all ear's. I am not knocking any of the way other people do their thing but I am wondering if I am doing this right. Because when I look at a blog I love to see the ones that read as if you are talking to that person face to face and read like it is a diary and something they feel deep down.
So blog world..... what say you?
I dont think I have come across to many blog's that say how great the sex was they had last night. How much they hate their significant other for doing something stupid. So on and so forth.
I mean instead of making a poem out of how a co-worker upset you why not just say " that person was being an ass and I would like to back over them with a sherman tank". Am I supposed to be more restrained or put it in some fancy term like" I would like that person to feel like an unpollinated flower would feel as a bee flies by".
If any of you have some advice as to how a blog "should" be I am all ear's. I am not knocking any of the way other people do their thing but I am wondering if I am doing this right. Because when I look at a blog I love to see the ones that read as if you are talking to that person face to face and read like it is a diary and something they feel deep down.
So blog world..... what say you?
Friday, January 18, 2008
Start of 2008 AWARDS
Well there are the GOlden Globes, Academy Awards, Grammy's and so many more but today I would like to have a " Kick off to '08" awards.
The biggest little trooper award goes to my two little boys Llewie and Nicky. Atlthough being sick for over a month now they celebrated their first birthday in great fashion and entertained the hell out of all of us. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIDER PIG AND HARRY PLOPPER!!!!!!!!
biggest fall from grace awards: Britany Spears, Micheal Vick. I wonder how many brotha's in the pen are now tattooing dogs on their dick's and saying why dont you go ahead and beat on this !!
SHocker of the year: Dallas Cowboy's. A team that was set to win the SUper Bowl gts beat by New York Giants? Who would have thunk it. All I can say is GO PACK GO!!!!!!
Biggest disappointment of the year: my wifes New Years resolution. Nuf said.
My best show of the year: I am gonna stray from t.v. and put a radio show in its place and that would be the Bubba the Love Sponge show. RADIO GOLD
Hardest worker in the house award: Sara Johns. If you factor all the things a kid could be doing instead of helping , makes her the choosen one in my book. gets up at about 6am, goes to school, comes home does homework, dishes, takes trash out, makes bottles, feeds boys, and then plays with them till her shower and bed time. If you ask me not a whole lot of selfish time in there. SHe wins hands down. *note: NEVER complains either*
Crushed dream award : goes to me for the fact that with all my negotiating, briliant tactics, smooth operator bullshit, pleading, begging, and anything else, the wife has still not been with another woman.
purest of purest award: goes to the same person it has been going to for about 93 years. Great Grandma
ANd finally the biggest award of them all.....................drum roll please.....................................
THE PERSON OF THE YEAR: No shocker for the third straight year ( as long as I have been around the guy) ED SHERMAN (DAD)
Those are my picks. And they have to be true cause I am now a man of the cloth as I am an Ordained Minister now thank to those fine people of the world wide web.
"GOD BLESS US EVERYONE"
Rev. Llew Johns
The biggest little trooper award goes to my two little boys Llewie and Nicky. Atlthough being sick for over a month now they celebrated their first birthday in great fashion and entertained the hell out of all of us. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIDER PIG AND HARRY PLOPPER!!!!!!!!
biggest fall from grace awards: Britany Spears, Micheal Vick. I wonder how many brotha's in the pen are now tattooing dogs on their dick's and saying why dont you go ahead and beat on this !!
SHocker of the year: Dallas Cowboy's. A team that was set to win the SUper Bowl gts beat by New York Giants? Who would have thunk it. All I can say is GO PACK GO!!!!!!
Biggest disappointment of the year: my wifes New Years resolution. Nuf said.
My best show of the year: I am gonna stray from t.v. and put a radio show in its place and that would be the Bubba the Love Sponge show. RADIO GOLD
Hardest worker in the house award: Sara Johns. If you factor all the things a kid could be doing instead of helping , makes her the choosen one in my book. gets up at about 6am, goes to school, comes home does homework, dishes, takes trash out, makes bottles, feeds boys, and then plays with them till her shower and bed time. If you ask me not a whole lot of selfish time in there. SHe wins hands down. *note: NEVER complains either*
Crushed dream award : goes to me for the fact that with all my negotiating, briliant tactics, smooth operator bullshit, pleading, begging, and anything else, the wife has still not been with another woman.
purest of purest award: goes to the same person it has been going to for about 93 years. Great Grandma
ANd finally the biggest award of them all.....................drum roll please.....................................
THE PERSON OF THE YEAR: No shocker for the third straight year ( as long as I have been around the guy) ED SHERMAN (DAD)
Those are my picks. And they have to be true cause I am now a man of the cloth as I am an Ordained Minister now thank to those fine people of the world wide web.
"GOD BLESS US EVERYONE"
Rev. Llew Johns
Monday, January 7, 2008
Kickin off '08!!!
Well here we are 7 day's into the new year. And already starting to look down the road and rush this year thru. While nursing the M.A.S.H. unit of Mountain Home back to health we saw a new year come in. Makes you wonder where the hell the years have gone. I mean they are talking about having a self driven car by 2016. A FREAKING SELF DRIVING CAR FOLKS!!!!!! We are about to elect another president. Hard to believe that since 1988 we have either had a Bush or a Clinton running the country. And could very well see another. As kids, hearing our parents talk, who would think that there could very well be a woman President? Or a President of African-American decent? These are high possibilities. I am now starting to see how my Dad felt when something new like Atari came out. Or how about walkman's? Using the VCR wasn't a chance for him. Now it is my turn. An Ipod? When you say download, I am thinking it is time to take a shit. I am THAT guy in the commercial that throws the Nintendo Wii controller at the high definition TV. And my kids just do it like it is no problem.
Oh well got off on a little soap box there for a second. I guess I really haven't set a New Year's resolution this year. Although I would really like to finish things that I start and get our finances in order. If I could complete those two things this year then I would be a happy man. Because my wife already took mine and that was to have sex everyday. Now as we are finding out a very noble thought but hard to pull off. Cause we are both going to have those days when we hate the world cause of a bad day at work. Or one of us has soooo much gas we are afraid of shitting our self in the middle of the deed. There are going to be times. I tend to think that as long as we are both well and have time it should be done. But both have to be on board for the deal. And I will give it to Jenn, she has been a super trooper on this deal. Even wanting to put out when she is sick as a dog. Or even throwing out the occasional sneak attack when she is sleeping. We may not fuck every night but I do like the odds that the percentage of sex is defiantly going to go up in '08.
I would also think that there is a very good chance that we could be experiencing a first together this year. I think that we are going to make a real push to go to Vegas this year. I think that we are going to try and go in April with some friends that we know. They have a time share there. As of right now we are going but we all know that with the crew that we have here you don't plan to far into the future. I thin kit would be alot of fun and good for the both of us. Jenn and I have not really had the party like crazy life together. We both brought kids into the deal and had a bundle more. So we jump head first into the " June and Ward Cleaver" lifestyle. So I feel no guilt if we can pull off a trip to Vegas for about 5 days or so. We deserve it. Trust me we do. I know Jenn deserves it even more then I do.
Enclosing, this is a very big weekend coming up. I would appreciate for everyone to take pride in your football team. My football team. AMERICA'S FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!! that's right. The Cowboys are back in the playoffs and are playing the Giants this weekend. So just before the game starts I want everyone to say....." HOW BOUT THEM COWBOY'SSSSSSSSSSS"
LJ
Oh well got off on a little soap box there for a second. I guess I really haven't set a New Year's resolution this year. Although I would really like to finish things that I start and get our finances in order. If I could complete those two things this year then I would be a happy man. Because my wife already took mine and that was to have sex everyday. Now as we are finding out a very noble thought but hard to pull off. Cause we are both going to have those days when we hate the world cause of a bad day at work. Or one of us has soooo much gas we are afraid of shitting our self in the middle of the deed. There are going to be times. I tend to think that as long as we are both well and have time it should be done. But both have to be on board for the deal. And I will give it to Jenn, she has been a super trooper on this deal. Even wanting to put out when she is sick as a dog. Or even throwing out the occasional sneak attack when she is sleeping. We may not fuck every night but I do like the odds that the percentage of sex is defiantly going to go up in '08.
I would also think that there is a very good chance that we could be experiencing a first together this year. I think that we are going to make a real push to go to Vegas this year. I think that we are going to try and go in April with some friends that we know. They have a time share there. As of right now we are going but we all know that with the crew that we have here you don't plan to far into the future. I thin kit would be alot of fun and good for the both of us. Jenn and I have not really had the party like crazy life together. We both brought kids into the deal and had a bundle more. So we jump head first into the " June and Ward Cleaver" lifestyle. So I feel no guilt if we can pull off a trip to Vegas for about 5 days or so. We deserve it. Trust me we do. I know Jenn deserves it even more then I do.
Enclosing, this is a very big weekend coming up. I would appreciate for everyone to take pride in your football team. My football team. AMERICA'S FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!! that's right. The Cowboys are back in the playoffs and are playing the Giants this weekend. So just before the game starts I want everyone to say....." HOW BOUT THEM COWBOY'SSSSSSSSSSS"
LJ
Monday, December 31, 2007
End of '07. In with "08!!!
Well it has been another good year. I think everyone would agree that at some point things could have been better. But all in all things were good. We had two healthy babies this year and everyone else still has their health. I guess that is the main thing. Money will be a problem forever. We have to many kids that will only cost more as time goes on. So I am a realist about that.
I am not sure what kind of resolution to make. I really cant think of a single one that I have kept. So not sure if I will even try. If I do it will be either to be healthier or to finish things that I start. Nothing that exciting. We had a great Christmas as we had about 20 people at our house for Christmas Eve. It was real nice. Anybody who has always dreamed of having a big family get together for the holiday's, let me tell ya, it is all that. Got to see my new neice Lilly. She is adorable. All the kids had agood Christmas however the 2 older ones have not really used their mega gifts that cost us out the ear. I hate that with a pation. It is something that they asked for to. I guess that I am not suprised though. It always goes that way but trust me this will be the last year that they get something with that cost again.
Going over to a friends house for New Year's. Supposed to be alot of people there so it should be fun. And comming up right around the corner is my babies birthday. So let the partying continue. I have consumed enough alcohol to run a battleship for a day. I guess that is about it. Not a very exciting blog but had to do one sooner or later. I hope everyone has a Great '08.
lj
I am not sure what kind of resolution to make. I really cant think of a single one that I have kept. So not sure if I will even try. If I do it will be either to be healthier or to finish things that I start. Nothing that exciting. We had a great Christmas as we had about 20 people at our house for Christmas Eve. It was real nice. Anybody who has always dreamed of having a big family get together for the holiday's, let me tell ya, it is all that. Got to see my new neice Lilly. She is adorable. All the kids had agood Christmas however the 2 older ones have not really used their mega gifts that cost us out the ear. I hate that with a pation. It is something that they asked for to. I guess that I am not suprised though. It always goes that way but trust me this will be the last year that they get something with that cost again.
Going over to a friends house for New Year's. Supposed to be alot of people there so it should be fun. And comming up right around the corner is my babies birthday. So let the partying continue. I have consumed enough alcohol to run a battleship for a day. I guess that is about it. Not a very exciting blog but had to do one sooner or later. I hope everyone has a Great '08.
lj
Monday, December 17, 2007
Happy Anniversary baby!!!!!
Well today is 3 years for me and my poppers! Only feels like it has been 6 months. I guess it is like ridding the most exciting ride in a theme park. Because you wait in line for you favorite ride and it never seems long enough and you cant wait to get back on it again. Everything has been so great it has just flown by. Now my first marriage felt like it would never end. But I just cant get enough of you Jenn. I am so happy and I owe it all to you. You are truly the best and I thank you for the past 3years and a few months. I love you with all my heart and look forward to the years I am still on this earth. Just be patient with me as I am now calling our dogs different names. And don't worry, Melissa and Megan may try to get me but they will only get me physically, you will only have my heart. I love you baby.
LJ
LJ
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